The Great Presidential Debate – Part 1

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Emcee: 

We are here tonight for the 17th of the 20 Presidential debates.  After the first sixteen debates, 10 of the candidates dropped out leaving only three remaining candidates.  For tonight’s debate we have Senator Tweedle Dee former Senator from Iowa, Governor Tweedle Dumb from Virginia and CEO Tweedle Dumber, a billionairess who has risen rapidly in the polls.

There are three moderators for tonight’s debate.  Angelica Cutesy from Fox News, Whiney Adams from CNN, and Gotcha by the Balls from MSNBC.  There will be three questions for the candidates from five different subject areas.  The areas will include climate change, the economy, abortion, gun rights and schools.  Each moderator will select one question in each subject area from a pool that was compiled by voters.  Candidates will each have an opportunity to answer the questions.  We will start with climate change.  Angelica will select the first question.

Climate Change:

Angelica Cutesy:  For the first question, I would like to ask Senator Tweedle Dee what he would do about climate change?

Senator Tweedle Dee: (softly singing)

Thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand

Between their loved homes and the war’s desolation!

Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the heav’n rescued land

Praise the Pow’r that has made and preserved us a nation.

Angelica Cutesy:  Isn’t that the second refrain from the “Star Spangled Banner” Senator and how will that help climate change Senator.

Senator Tweedle Dee:   It’s clear that Americans are patriotic and if we all work together, we can solve climate change.

Governor Tweedle Dum:  I support my opponent’s position on climate change 100 percent.  Everyone in my state knows that I have done a great job to help keep things cooler in Virginia.  I signed a bill authorizing payment of over $10,000.000 dollars to start up companies to help make more affordable air conditioning units.  Most of the US Senators are now running air conditioners built in Virginia factories.

Whiney Adams:  My question is addressed to CEO Tweedle Dumber.  CEO Dumber, how would you go about dealing with some of the tragic aftermaths of climate disruptions that seem to be epidemic in the world today?

CEO Tweetle Dumber:  That’s a good question Whiney.  I think the answer is simple.  As Margaret Thatcher said, “Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.”  I not only run a home with a husband and three kids, I run a billion dollar a year business.  I think that shows how qualified I am to solve the climate problems in this country.  It is a simple matter of putting the bread on the table which I have demonstrated I can do.

Governor Tweedle Dumb:  Well, a “stitch in time saves nine” CEO Dumber and you have never done any stitching in Government.

Senator Tweedel Dee:  That’s right.  It is one thing to run a business that has to be profitable, its another thing to run a government agency.

 Gotcha by the Balls:  Well, I get the third and last question in this category and my name isn’t Gotcha by the Balls for nothing.  Many Americans are concerned that water temperatures are rising, and it will be harder to get a good suntan at the beach if you can’t cool off in the ocean.  If you are elected President, what will you do about it.  I would like to have each of you answer this question.

Governor Tweedle Dumb:  Coming from the great state of Virginia I have repeatedly talked about this problem.  I formed a team of advisers to discuss what could be done to help cool off the ocean waters.  One of the best suggestions we had is something we are now working on.  We are developing feasibility studies to test how large an iceberg and how many icebergs we would need to cool our waters off during the summer beach season.

CEO Tweetle Dumber:  I propose that we need more sun shelters on our beaches.  I would sponsor a reality show contest to bring more projects to fruition for new and innovative beach umbrellas.

Whiney Adams:  And how would these projects be paid for?

CEO Tweedle Dumber:  We would put containers that look like surfboards for voluntary contributions wherever we have a state lottery or scratch offs.  My advisors estimate that we would easily get at least one million dollars a year in contributions.

Senator Tweedle Dee:  But your idea CEO Dumber only puts the burden on the poorest people in your state.  The ones who can least afford it and who might not be interested in getting a good beach tan.  Liberal ideas like yours are what is ruining this country.

Emcee:  We will now move on to our second subject matter area, the economy.  Mr. Whiney Adams from CNN will start us off with the first question.

The Economy:

Whiney Adams:  I would like to address the first question on the economy to Governor Tweedle Dumb.  Governor, how would you help make America more competitive, bring jobs back to our shores, give people a living wage and eliminate inflation without raising taxes?

Governor Tweedle Dumb:  That’s a very good question Whiney and I think I am the only one running who is really qualified to answer that question.  As Governor I had to manage a state budget and many or at least a lot of state employees.  Let me tell you, it was not always an easy job.  We have a saying in Virginia that “You buy cheap and weep.”  We would never want to go cheap and have our citizens weeping.  If I am elected as your president, I promise to never cheap out on what we need to do to keep America great. This is the greatest nation that ever existed on this earth, and I am proud to be an American, God bless the USA.

The Audience gives a standing ovation for the Governor

Whiney Adams:  Great answer Governor.  What do you think Senator Tweedle Dee and CEO Dumber?

Senator Tweedle Dee:  Well, I think the Governor exaggerates quote a bit.  If I remember an old phrase, it’s something like “Well, you ain’t no John Kennedy, Governor.”

CEO Tweetle Dumber:  I’m a billionaire. I’ve managed and made more budgets than Governor Tweedle Dumb can probably count.  My companies have run on time and made profits that would be the envy of any state government.  In my companies, all of my managers know how to count.

Angelica Cutesy:  For the second question on the economy, I would like to know how each of the candidates would deal with the rising threat from the Chinese?  CEO Tweetle Dumber, you get to answer first.

CEO Tweetle Dumber:  I would never have let the Chinese Spy balloon cross over into our economic airspace.  This Biden government gives the Chinese too much leeway.  I would start off by firing the Chinese Prime Minister and all of his economic advisers.  Then I would make the Chinese send back most of the jobs that they have stolen from us.  If they would not do this, I would cut off loans and economic aid to the Chinese government.  In addition, I would ban the purchase of T-Shirts made in China in the USA.

Another Standing Ovation and Rousing Applause from the Audience

Gotcha by the Balls:  Hold on a minute there Partner.  Some of those ideas will never fly.  You can’t ban T-shirts made in China.  Where would Nike, Harley Davidson, Budweiser Beer, and Elon Musk get their T-shirts?

CEO Tweetle Dumber:  Well, I would allow an exemption for certain companies to insure that the law does not negatively impact some of our great companies.

Senator Tweedle Dee:  CEO Dumber’s ideas seem like flagrant favoritism.  As a 100 percent dyed in the wool American, I am dead set against favoritism.  “We need to stop planting flowers in people’s yards who are not going to water them.”

Governor Tweedle Dumb:  I always water my own flowers.  I don’t care where we water our flowers as long as it is not in China.

Not Quite a Standing Ovation but Rousing Applause from most of the Audience

Gotcha by the Balls:  I guess I get the final question on the economy.  Not much left to discuss in terms of the economy but I am going to try to punch for the BALLS.  My question concerns the tax filings for each of the candidates.  Governor Tweedle Dumb, you reported earnings of only five thousand dollars in the past five years.  Senator Tweedle Dee, you reported earnings of only one thousand dollars in the past five years.  CEO Tweedle Dumber, you reported negative earnings for the past ten years.  Can each of you explain how you were able to live on such meager earnings.  Governor Tweedle Dumb, you get to go first.

Governor Tweedle Dumb:  “Gotcha”, that is a great question, and I am glad that you asked it.  You know when I was growing up my family believed in hard work and frugality.  I grew up on a little farm in Wisconsin and every day before walking five miles to school I had to milk our cows.  I learned the meaning of thrift and respect for the common laborer.  If I am elected, I will do everything I can to help make sure that no children have to walk five miles to school after milking their cows.

Senator Tweedle Dee:  I am going to jump right in on this question. I also think it is a great question.  I want my constituents to know, and I think that most of them do, that I never rest.  I am looking out for their interests every minute I am on the job.  We live in the greatest nation on the face of the earth.  When our forefathers founded this country, they wanted to insure that every American had the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.  If I am elected, I will do my best to guarantee that every red-blooded loyal patriotic American has these rights. You know, I wish I had somebody to help me sing this

America, America, God shed his grace on thee

America, I love you America, you see

My God he done shed his grace on thee

And you oughta love him for it.

Angelica Cutesy:  Stands up and applauds loudly.  “Wonderful job Senator.  You have my vote.”

Whiney Adams:  Hold on there Angelica, we are not supposed to be endorsing any candidates

Angelica Cutesy:  Sorry, I just lost it for a minute.

Gotcha by the Balls:  Lets get back to the question Ok.  We still have not heard from CEO Tweedle Dumber.  CEO Dumber, how do you explain your negative tax returns when you are a billionairess?

CEO Tweedle Dumber:  Its not easy being rich.  You have people on all sides who want something from you.  I give to charities on one side, schools on another side.  Not a day goes by when I am not giving money away.  My boats, planes and cars cost me an arm and a leg.  My alimony for my ex-wives would bankrupt most Americans.  Truth be told, even though I am a billionairess, I can hardly afford a Starbuck’s Carmel Macchiato Latte Almond Cream coffee every day.  I have two accountants just to pay my bills. Many the day when I wish I was only a millionairess again.

Angelica Cutesy:  Very sorry CEO Dumber, I wish we could help you out.  Maybe someone in the audience could start a Go Fund site to help you out with the Starbucks Coffee

CEO Tweedle Dumber:  Such a nice offer Angelica, as we say in my business, we get BUY with other people’s money.

Emcee:   Well folks, so far, it’s been a great debate.  Many questions and issues addressed but we still have more issues to deal with.  Right now, we are going to take a break and let everyone catch a breath.  We will be back soon with Part 2 of our debate dealing with the remaining three issues:  abortion, gun rights and schools

Stay tuned Bloggers.  Part 2 will be out soon.

Facts, Data, Evidence and the Search for Truth – Part 3 – What is Data?

In Part 1, I discussed the difficulty with finding the Truth.  It is a quest complicated by the amount of information that we are inundated with on a daily basis.  It is further complicated in that much of the information we find is either erroneous or outright lies.  The average person has never studied information theory in school and is ill equipped to sort through the morass of Data, Evidence and Facts that are presented to them.  In Part 2, I tried to break down the concept of what a Fact is to help people better understand its role in truth finding.  In Part 3, I will try to break down the second pillar of truth finding and look at what Data is and is not and the difficulties with collecting objective and valid Data.

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What is Data?

I hope to dispel some of the confusion over the concept of Data and make it easier for people to see the pros and cons of using Data.  We have too many people in business, religion, government and the military who do not understand what Data is and who misuse it by quoting statistics and numerical information incorrectly.  One negative result is to confuse people over what is true and what is not true.  An even more insidious result of the misuse of Data is incorrect decision making.  During the Vietnam War, the inflated enemy kills and deflated enemy troop levels led to a total lack of ability to plan strategically for the war.  Thousands of people were killed on both sides by the negligent and criminal misuse of Data and statistics on the part of the military and defense department.

“Former CIA analyst Sam Adams told a federal jury here Monday that Army Gen. William C. Westmoreland caused a “massive falsification” of intelligence during the Vietnam War by imposing a ceiling upon the numbers of enemy troops.”  — Westmoreland Blamed for Faulty Troop Reports : Witness for CBS Testifies General’s Policy Caused ‘Massive Falsification’ — January 15, 1985, RUDY ABRAMSON 

fast_data_brain_treeWhen I started working with Process Management International in 1986 after completing my doctorate degree at the University of Minnesota, I met the famous quality improvement expert and renowned statistician, Dr. W. E. Deming.  Over the next seven years, he had the most profound influence on my life in terms of helping me to understand process improvement, statistics, quality and the use of Data to improve everything from widgets to health care.  Under the influence of Dr. Deming, our company adopted his motto “In God we trust, all others bring Data.”  Dr. Deming also said “Without Data, you’re just another person with an opinion.” So what is Data?  Merriam Webster dictionary defines Data as:  “Facts or information used usually to calculate, analyze, or plan something.”  This definition is very misleading and inaccurate.

In the first place, Data is not necessarily a Fact.  Data is unorganized bits of numbers and calculations which by themselves do not add up to a Fact.  For instance, here is some Data:  3, 4, 7, 15 and 12.  Individually, these numbers do not mean a thing.  As an example, take the English alphabet, which is composed of 26 letters.  Each letter by itself means little or nothing.  Data by itself usually has no meaning or significance.  It must be organized before it will have any meaning or usefulness.

Secondly, Data is not information.  A letter by itself does not provide information of anything nor does a single display of numbers or statistics provide any information.  You must put them together to mean something.  When they are put together in some form of a relationship, they can then be called information.  For example, 2+2= 4 constitutes bits of Data put into an equation that gives me the sum of the individual bits of Data.  Data aggregated in some type of meaningful form becomes information.

“Look beyond the numbers you see to what they mean and understand how the numbers presented may not fully capture the important details you need to consider.”Statistics Abuse and Me by Jay Mathews:

man-data-analytics-chalkboard-ss-1920If we understand what Data is, you have now entered the deep forest.  However, we have a long way to go before we can get out of the forest.  There are numerous obstacles along the way.  Referring again to the concepts of validity and reliability, we must ask ourselves the same questions we asked about our Facts. Is our Data reliable and valid?  How did we collect the Data?  What method did we use to collect the Data?  Are we taking a few samples each day for several weeks or are we taking a few samples for only a few days?  Are we using a random sample or a stratified random sample?  Different methods of collecting Data will lead to different results.  And we are not even talking about interpreting the Data yet.  For instance, when I worked at W.T. Grants cutting shades back in the late 60’s, I was told to make sure I took my measurements with a metal tape measure and not a cloth or plastic measure.  The reason given was that it was easier to stretch a cloth tape measure and get a false result.  This would lead to cutting a shade that was too large and would not fit.

The process of measuring something must also match the purpose or objective.  Dr. Deming frequently used the example of cleaning a table to discuss measurement problems.  Dr. Deming emphasized the need to know “why” something was needed to be done.  If a person is asked to clean a table, how can the person understand the level of cleanliness required without first understanding why they are performing the job in the first place?  If the table is to be used as a workbench, it would require a different level of cleanliness then if it were to be used as a lunch table.  Even more different if it was to be used as an operating room table.  Understanding why we are doing something is critical to determining the appropriate measurement process.   The measurement process will influence the Data we obtain.

Here are several other problems that are commonly encountered when collecting Data:

  • Irrelevant or duplicate Data collected
  • Pertinent Data omitted
  • Different measures of the same object by those collecting the data
  • Erroneous collected
  • Too little Data acquired
  • Insufficient time to collect the Data properly
  • Poor methods of storing or archiving Data
  • Lack of a systematic method for collecting Data

If we have addressed all of the above problems, we are still not out of the forest, in fact, we are probably only about one half way through the forest.  We now face the most daunting and difficult task of all.  We must attempt to interpret the Data and catalog the Data without bias.  A number of movies have been made which illustrate the difficulty of presenting Data or information without bias.  They are all based on what has been labeled as the Rashomon Effect. roshomon-effect

“This is a term used to describe the circumstance when the same event is given contradictory interpretations by different individuals involved. The term derives from Akira Kurosawa‘s 1950 film Rashomon, in which a murder involving four individuals (suspects, witnesses, and surviving victims) is described in four mutually contradictory ways. More broadly, the term addresses the motivations, mechanism, and occurrences of the reporting on the circumstance, and so addresses contested interpretations of events, the existence of disagreements regarding the Evidence of events, and the subjects of subjectivity versus objectivity in human perception, memory, and reporting.”Wikipedia

It is inevitable that any observations we make in life are biased by the prior experiences we have.  Our senses are not infallible measures of sight, smell, taste, hearing and touch.  Each of our senses is infused with the Data that they have already been exposed to.  The prior Data that each of us has already experienced will influence our future perceptions.  Similarly, our brains are also biased by prior ideas and experiences.  We cannot get away from bias.  Sadly, extreme bias leads to a lack of credibility and objectivity.  (We will discuss the concepts of objectivity and credibility in more depth when we discuss Truth in Part 5 of this article.)

I noted earlier that there is no solution or at least I have not found one to our central problem in terms of searching for the truth.  It is no easy matter to find Data, organize Data and interpret Data in such a way that we eliminate bias and insure objectivity.  The scientific method is one system for collecting and organizing Data to test a theory or hypothesis that is invaluable.  The method can be summarized as follows:

  1. Make an observation
  2. Propose a theory or hypothesis
  3. Design and perform experiments to test the hypothesis
  4. Collect Data from the experiments
  5. Determine if the Data, Facts and Evidence support the hypothesis

There are millions of scientific experiments that have been conducted since the founding of the scientific method.  The results of these experiments have helped us to develop civilization and many of the modern conveniences we now have.  Science has added to our health, safety and longevity in so many ways that are beyond dispute.  Without science, we would still be living in caves, dying in our twenties and eating cold meat.  The scientific method is the single most important method for identifying the truth that has ever been developed.

screen-shot-2014-11-05-at-11-50-43-pm-820x1024Unfortunately, the scientific method is not infallible.  It is subject to bias and disagreement over Data and interpretations.  Even more problematic is that the scientific method is not a strong method when it comes to testing subjective theories that cannot be verified by Fact.  For instance, “Is the Mona Lisa beautiful?”   As stated, this is a subjective question that each individual will hold a different opinion on.  However, if I asked:  “Is the Mona Lisa the most beautiful painting in the world?”  I could attempt to answer that question with a bit more objectivity.  I could conduct a survey to see what percentage of people think it is the most beautiful.  Subjective studies are not as strong as objective studies since they usually lead to results that follow a bell shaped curve.  Thus, if we conducted the above survey, we would probably find that a certain percentage of people thought it was the most beautiful painting and a certain percentage did not.  As in politics, opinions of beauty would be all over the place.  This is why politics is so much more difficult to “Fact check” than issues like the atomic mass of hydrogen.  Politics is a very subjective field that resists efforts to test and Fact check.  Some examples that would be difficult to test with the scientific method would include:

  1. Who will make the best President or Leader?
  2. What is the best way to deal with ISIS in the Mideast?
  3. Should we support the UN more strongly in its peace keeping role?
  4. What is the best way to create jobs and stimulate the economy?

Each of the above questions could be stated as a theory, but each would be difficult if not impossible to prove due to the difficulty of collecting objective Data.  By objective, I mean Data that is not biased.  In Fact, it would be difficult to even collect accurate Data to prove any of the above questions.

Where does the above discussion leave us?  I fear the outcome of this discussion will not be satisfactory to anyone looking for some full proof means to find, catalog and interpret Data that is 100 percent accurate, reliable, valid and objective.  The closest we will come to such a process is the scientific method.   Alas, even this method is not full proof and as we all know, science is subject to a great deal of bias and distortion, at least in areas where Data is more subjective than objective.  However, even in areas such as Global Warming where one would think the Data could be found that is objective and reliable, we still find a great number of people who argue that Global Warming does not exist.  This raises the final and most difficult problem to solve before we are out of the forest and that is the problem of denial and delusion.  I will defer this discussion to Part 5.

afrobarometer-data-1Finally, if I have left you with some understanding of the difficulty with interpreting Data, I will have felt successful.  The first step to knowledge is awareness of our cognitive limitations.  We also need to be more skeptical when people present us with Facts and Data.  My father used to say “Believe nothing of what you hear and half of what you see.”  I still consider this good advice.  There are too many fools and charlatans out there trying to convince us of things for a multitude of reasons that will benefit them and not us.  Just as we would not walk down a dark alley in an unknown city by ourselves, we need to exercise caution when presented with Data and Facts.  The more we understand the limits of Data and Facts, the more prepared we will be to make decisions based on Data and Facts that have a higher degree of validity and reliability.  If the Data, Facts and Evidence that you base your knowledge on are not accurate than everything you think you know will be at best a half truth and at worst a total lie.

Next week in Part 4, we will look at the concept of Evidence and the how this concept informs our search for the truth. 

Time for Questions:

Do you understand what Data is?  Do you know what a Bell Shaped Curve is?  Do you trust the Data you see in the news? Do you trust what your local political leaders tell you?  How accurate do you think the news is when reporting information?  What do you think biases your own interpretations of Data and events?  How do you try to be more objective when studying a problem?

Life is just beginning.

“Any time scientists disagree, it’s because we have insufficient Data.  Then we can agree on what kind of Data to get; we get the Data; and the Data solves the problem. Either I’m right, or you’re right, or we’re both wrong. And we move on.  That kind of conflict resolution does not exist in politics or religion.” — Neil deGrasse Tyson