Where have all the hippies gone?
30 Apr 2012 3 Comments
What is a New York Minute like?
27 Apr 2012 Leave a comment
Take the time today to reflect on a bad decision you made
26 Apr 2012 Leave a comment
- I liked the uniforms and thought they would attract more women.
- I assumed it took more brains to be in the Air Force than the Army or Marines
- I had some vague ideas about being a war hero
- I was sick of living at home and wanted to see the world
I note that this decision was a major mistake. I will not bother you with the myriad reasons why. Suffice it to say, that none of my reasons really panned out. Thus, the path I should have trod, the decision I should have made was this: I should have joined the US Marines. You asked us to speculate as best we could on the changes that this decision would have made in our lives. However, I can safely say that in my case, this is not mere speculation but true unadulterated fact. I believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that had I joined the Marines and been a Jar Head instead of a Wing Nut the following changes would have occurred in my life:
- I would have had relations with a lot more women. Maybe as many as Wilt Chamberlain and that is as some of you know more than 20,000 women. It turns out, according to reliable statistics, that the Marine uniform is very sexy to a great deal more women than the US Air Force uniform or most any other uniforms.
- I would quickly have been selected for OCS and risen in time to at least a 3 star General. I would have been decorated many times over, seen true combat and no doubt have been at least awarded a Silver Star, a ticker tape parade on Broadway and a meeting with then President Lyndon B. Johnson, whom I might add I subsequently met but that is another story.
- As a result of my war hero status, I would have pursued a career in politics and easily have become a US Senator from Wisconsin and perhaps even run for President of the US. With my brains, good looks and military connections, It is highly likely I would have become the next president of the United States instead of Richard Milhous Nixon.
- I would now be receiving a tremendous pension. I would be rich beyond belief and living in a great big mansion near Bone Lake where I would be protected by a whole bunch of secret service men who no doubt would be partying with local women even as I speak.
- And last, most important and not least, if I had been a US Marine instead of an Air Force wing nut, I would have a really cool tattoo of a bull dog on my right arm instead of the bare skin that now adorns it.
Are you always right on time or are you the waitee?
25 Apr 2012 Leave a comment
Has the recession taught us the value of long-term thinking?
24 Apr 2012 Leave a comment
Is it too late?
23 Apr 2012 2 Comments
Lets take some time for a book today!
20 Apr 2012 Leave a comment
No time for sex on the beach!
19 Apr 2012 2 Comments
“Karen, Karen, I yelled as I arrived home. You would not believe it. They were having sex in the woods and they had no clothes on.” Karen replied “What’s the big deal; people have sex in the movies all the time and what about those sexy X-rated films you like. They show people having sex without clothes on. Most of TV is about sex these days as well. Why would anyone get upset about someone having sex?”
What does it mean to be a hypocrite? How come we are obsessed with sex but real sex offends so many of us? What is unnatural about “sex in the woods?” Do we secretly want to have wild risqué sex but need to keep up appearances of decorum and sanctimonious eschewal of the real thing? What could the DNR do to better spend our tax money? Would you like to buy a pair of high powered 4000-500x Bushnell binoculars cheap?
Anticipation time can help you to plan your life more effectively!
18 Apr 2012 Leave a comment
Today is the best day in the entire world history!
17 Apr 2012 Leave a comment