When we get back to normal. When everything is like it used to be. When things are like they were in the good old days. The good old days when things were normal. Happy days when father knew best, and bad kids were expelled from school for chewing gum.
But we are not normal now. We are in a quandary for normal. We pray for normal. We look around each corner for normal. But we cannot find normal. We talk about the new normal but even that is a myth. We are now post-normal. We have never been normal, and we probably will never be normal.
First smog in the sixties. Then water pollution in the seventies. Globalization in the eighties. A new century with mega storms, wildfires, water shortages, power outages and unprecedented heat spells. If normal was not elusive enough, in 2020 we get a virus that to date has killed almost 4 million people worldwide. A little bug that is about 50 nm in size. A nanometer is one billionth of a meter. You could put 20 million corona virus side to side and still have room left over on a yardstick. Has anybody ever asked a coronavirus when things will return to normal?
Just on the outside chance that we do get back to normal, what will it look like? A vision please, for without a vision, it is said that people will perish.
When we get back to normal, two parent families will again reign supreme. Mom will stay home to cook, while dad goes to work. There will be no trans-people. Girls will stick to cheerleading and let the boys play the sports. Contraceptives will be banned, and no one will dream of getting an abortion. Priests and ministers will be male, and gay people will disappear. Everyone in America will go back to being good Christians.
When we get back to normal, people will die of natural causes like alcoholism and tobacco smoking. Viruses will become a thing of the past as huge walls setup around our borders will prevent any bugs from infecting Americans. Health care will be readily available to rich people and make certain that the wealthier you are the longer you will live. Poor people will do the shitty jobs in America and die earlier since they will not be able to afford quality health care.
When we get back to normal, Black people, Latinos, Native Americans, and Asian/Pacific Island people will be put into their place so that White people can rule again without challenge. Only White people will be able to hold office. Police forces will be given more power to dispense arbitrary justice in minority communities thereby ensuring that minorities do not get too uppity. White people will be allowed to immigrate to the USA but people from other countries will be given strict orders to stay home.
When we get back to normal, we will double the size of the defense budget and start a war someplace so that we can test our new arsenals out. We will try to select enemies who are too weak to really put up much fight. Our military will be the pride of America, and no one will have the audacity to stand up to it. Drones will eliminate American casualties and reporters will be prohibited from counting enemy dead.
When we get back to normal, schools will be places where children are taught patriotism and how to fit into the workplace. Colleges will establish quotas limiting the number of minorities who can enter. Businesses will be given more tax breaks so that the rich can become richer. We will spread a great deal of propaganda emphasizing the theory of trickle down. Poor people will be persuaded to be patient until unfathomable wealth eventually comes down to them.
When we get back to normal, scientists, Intellectuals, democrats, anti-gun people, liberals, writers, reporters, and teachers espousing critical thinking will be shunned. Anyone promoting facts and logic over emotions and intuition will be silenced by fines or stiff jail sentences.
I forgot to add that the Ten Commandments, Confederate Flag, and statues of Confederate heroes will be taken out of storage and placed on the lawn of every state capital in the USA. Laws will be passed to make sure that people stand for the Flag and kneel for the Cross. Of course, that is if things get back to normal again.
Do you still want things to get back to normal again?
Title: Historic Match between Good Guy from the West and Evil Guy from the East
17 Jun 2021 Leave a comment
by Dr. John Persico Jr. in Uncategorized Tags: biden, commentary, Putin, summit
Just for the hell of it, I am going to comment on the historic Biden Putin summit. Everyone else in the world has given their take on this historic moment in US and Russian history, so why not me? I can sound as knowledgeable about Biden and Putin as any of the commentators who have commented on this situation. Think of me as a commentator commenting on the commentators who commented about the historic Biden Putin summit. I should add that if you have not already noticed, just about every commentator commenting on this summit mentioned it as a “historic” summit.
In case you do not know the definition of historic, it has something to do with something that someone might potentially put into a history book or perhaps something that Hollywood will make a movie out of. If I were to make a film out of this historic summit, it would go something like this.
Plot:
Two leaders from hostile countries meet to divide up the world or at least agree on who is screwing things up in the world. The leader from the evil country denies everything while the leader from the great and good and very morale country warns the evil leader of the consequences of not being a better leader. The good leader is in the blue trunks while the evil leader is in the red trunks. The match consists of three one-hour rounds with a ten-minute restroom break between rounds. The breaks are to allow commentators to send their commentaries to their offices.
Cast:
Joe Biden: President of the USA
Vladimir Putin: Evil Dictator from Russia
Sycophants: Both countries brought along dozens of elected officials to witness the match
Commentators: Just about anyone who could buy, forge, or obtain a press pass
Synopsis:
Joe came out of his corner with a quick handshake which threw his opponent for a momentary loss. Commentators scored it 1-0 for Biden. Vladimir recovered quickly and met Joe’s handshake with a bone crushing shake of his own. Joe smiled and they both took their seats. Commentators gave Joe another point since they like him better. The score was now 2-0 for Biden.
Numerous subjects were dealt with in the next three hours. Despite the pre-game name calling by Biden, the opponents settled into a polite routine with no grandstanding or insults. As expected Biden threw a “dissidents jab” at Putin who responded with a “January 6th insurgency jab.” Biden called the comparison ridiculous which most commentators agreed on. Biden scored another point making it 3-0 for Joe.
Joe threw a right cross nailing Vladimir with warnings about any more hacking. Vladimir blocked the punch and denied everything. Commentators were split since Joe did not provide any evidence and Putin seemed so confident that nothing could be pinned on Russian hackers. Call it 1 for Joe and 1 for Putin. The score after round 2 was 4-1 in favor of Biden.
Both leaders came out in round three with Putin clearly shaken up and worried about the bad press he was getting from a less than stellar effort. It was clear that Putin had underestimated Sleepy Joe and had not trained well for this match. Nevertheless, Putin scored early in round three with some nice comments about his opponent that Joe rolled with. Commentators gave Putin a point since Joe should have side stepped these compliments instead of accepting them. Joe was clearly surprised. The final score after round three was 4-2 in favor of Joe.
Post-Game commentary tended to judge the match a win for Biden due to his early domination of the bout and self-confidence. However, many commentators had it as a draw since Putin made no concessions and gave nothing away. There were no major knockdowns and depending on one’s viewpoint nothing was really decided.
Stay tuned for a sequel to this historic match, in which both opponents will meet again for another historic showdown.
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