
Emcee:
We are here tonight for the 17th of the 20 Presidential debates. After the first sixteen debates, 10 of the candidates dropped out leaving only three remaining candidates. For tonight’s debate we have Senator Tweedle Dee former Senator from Iowa, Governor Tweedle Dumb from Virginia and CEO Tweedle Dumber, a billionairess who has risen rapidly in the polls.
There are three moderators for tonight’s debate. Angelica Cutesy from Fox News, Whiney Adams from CNN, and Gotcha by the Balls from MSNBC. There will be three questions for the candidates from five different subject areas. The areas will include climate change, the economy, abortion, gun rights and schools. Each moderator will select one question in each subject area from a pool that was compiled by voters. Candidates will each have an opportunity to answer the questions. We will start with climate change. Angelica will select the first question.
Climate Change:
Angelica Cutesy: For the first question, I would like to ask Senator Tweedle Dee what he would do about climate change?
Senator Tweedle Dee: (softly singing)
Thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war’s desolation!
Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the heav’n rescued land
Praise the Pow’r that has made and preserved us a nation.
Angelica Cutesy: Isn’t that the second refrain from the “Star Spangled Banner” Senator and how will that help climate change Senator.
Senator Tweedle Dee: It’s clear that Americans are patriotic and if we all work together, we can solve climate change.
Governor Tweedle Dum: I support my opponent’s position on climate change 100 percent. Everyone in my state knows that I have done a great job to help keep things cooler in Virginia. I signed a bill authorizing payment of over $10,000.000 dollars to start up companies to help make more affordable air conditioning units. Most of the US Senators are now running air conditioners built in Virginia factories.
Whiney Adams: My question is addressed to CEO Tweedle Dumber. CEO Dumber, how would you go about dealing with some of the tragic aftermaths of climate disruptions that seem to be epidemic in the world today?
CEO Tweetle Dumber: That’s a good question Whiney. I think the answer is simple. As Margaret Thatcher said, “Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.” I not only run a home with a husband and three kids, I run a billion dollar a year business. I think that shows how qualified I am to solve the climate problems in this country. It is a simple matter of putting the bread on the table which I have demonstrated I can do.
Governor Tweedle Dumb: Well, a “stitch in time saves nine” CEO Dumber and you have never done any stitching in Government.
Senator Tweedel Dee: That’s right. It is one thing to run a business that has to be profitable, its another thing to run a government agency.
Gotcha by the Balls: Well, I get the third and last question in this category and my name isn’t Gotcha by the Balls for nothing. Many Americans are concerned that water temperatures are rising, and it will be harder to get a good suntan at the beach if you can’t cool off in the ocean. If you are elected President, what will you do about it. I would like to have each of you answer this question.
Governor Tweedle Dumb: Coming from the great state of Virginia I have repeatedly talked about this problem. I formed a team of advisers to discuss what could be done to help cool off the ocean waters. One of the best suggestions we had is something we are now working on. We are developing feasibility studies to test how large an iceberg and how many icebergs we would need to cool our waters off during the summer beach season.
CEO Tweetle Dumber: I propose that we need more sun shelters on our beaches. I would sponsor a reality show contest to bring more projects to fruition for new and innovative beach umbrellas.
Whiney Adams: And how would these projects be paid for?
CEO Tweedle Dumber: We would put containers that look like surfboards for voluntary contributions wherever we have a state lottery or scratch offs. My advisors estimate that we would easily get at least one million dollars a year in contributions.
Senator Tweedle Dee: But your idea CEO Dumber only puts the burden on the poorest people in your state. The ones who can least afford it and who might not be interested in getting a good beach tan. Liberal ideas like yours are what is ruining this country.
Emcee: We will now move on to our second subject matter area, the economy. Mr. Whiney Adams from CNN will start us off with the first question.
The Economy:
Whiney Adams: I would like to address the first question on the economy to Governor Tweedle Dumb. Governor, how would you help make America more competitive, bring jobs back to our shores, give people a living wage and eliminate inflation without raising taxes?
Governor Tweedle Dumb: That’s a very good question Whiney and I think I am the only one running who is really qualified to answer that question. As Governor I had to manage a state budget and many or at least a lot of state employees. Let me tell you, it was not always an easy job. We have a saying in Virginia that “You buy cheap and weep.” We would never want to go cheap and have our citizens weeping. If I am elected as your president, I promise to never cheap out on what we need to do to keep America great. This is the greatest nation that ever existed on this earth, and I am proud to be an American, God bless the USA.
The Audience gives a standing ovation for the Governor
Whiney Adams: Great answer Governor. What do you think Senator Tweedle Dee and CEO Dumber?
Senator Tweedle Dee: Well, I think the Governor exaggerates quote a bit. If I remember an old phrase, it’s something like “Well, you ain’t no John Kennedy, Governor.”
CEO Tweetle Dumber: I’m a billionaire. I’ve managed and made more budgets than Governor Tweedle Dumb can probably count. My companies have run on time and made profits that would be the envy of any state government. In my companies, all of my managers know how to count.
Angelica Cutesy: For the second question on the economy, I would like to know how each of the candidates would deal with the rising threat from the Chinese? CEO Tweetle Dumber, you get to answer first.
CEO Tweetle Dumber: I would never have let the Chinese Spy balloon cross over into our economic airspace. This Biden government gives the Chinese too much leeway. I would start off by firing the Chinese Prime Minister and all of his economic advisers. Then I would make the Chinese send back most of the jobs that they have stolen from us. If they would not do this, I would cut off loans and economic aid to the Chinese government. In addition, I would ban the purchase of T-Shirts made in China in the USA.
Another Standing Ovation and Rousing Applause from the Audience
Gotcha by the Balls: Hold on a minute there Partner. Some of those ideas will never fly. You can’t ban T-shirts made in China. Where would Nike, Harley Davidson, Budweiser Beer, and Elon Musk get their T-shirts?
CEO Tweetle Dumber: Well, I would allow an exemption for certain companies to insure that the law does not negatively impact some of our great companies.
Senator Tweedle Dee: CEO Dumber’s ideas seem like flagrant favoritism. As a 100 percent dyed in the wool American, I am dead set against favoritism. “We need to stop planting flowers in people’s yards who are not going to water them.”
Governor Tweedle Dumb: I always water my own flowers. I don’t care where we water our flowers as long as it is not in China.
Not Quite a Standing Ovation but Rousing Applause from most of the Audience
Gotcha by the Balls: I guess I get the final question on the economy. Not much left to discuss in terms of the economy but I am going to try to punch for the BALLS. My question concerns the tax filings for each of the candidates. Governor Tweedle Dumb, you reported earnings of only five thousand dollars in the past five years. Senator Tweedle Dee, you reported earnings of only one thousand dollars in the past five years. CEO Tweedle Dumber, you reported negative earnings for the past ten years. Can each of you explain how you were able to live on such meager earnings. Governor Tweedle Dumb, you get to go first.
Governor Tweedle Dumb: “Gotcha”, that is a great question, and I am glad that you asked it. You know when I was growing up my family believed in hard work and frugality. I grew up on a little farm in Wisconsin and every day before walking five miles to school I had to milk our cows. I learned the meaning of thrift and respect for the common laborer. If I am elected, I will do everything I can to help make sure that no children have to walk five miles to school after milking their cows.
Senator Tweedle Dee: I am going to jump right in on this question. I also think it is a great question. I want my constituents to know, and I think that most of them do, that I never rest. I am looking out for their interests every minute I am on the job. We live in the greatest nation on the face of the earth. When our forefathers founded this country, they wanted to insure that every American had the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. If I am elected, I will do my best to guarantee that every red-blooded loyal patriotic American has these rights. You know, I wish I had somebody to help me sing this
America, America, God shed his grace on thee
America, I love you America, you see
My God he done shed his grace on thee
And you oughta love him for it.
Angelica Cutesy: Stands up and applauds loudly. “Wonderful job Senator. You have my vote.”
Whiney Adams: Hold on there Angelica, we are not supposed to be endorsing any candidates
Angelica Cutesy: Sorry, I just lost it for a minute.
Gotcha by the Balls: Lets get back to the question Ok. We still have not heard from CEO Tweedle Dumber. CEO Dumber, how do you explain your negative tax returns when you are a billionairess?
CEO Tweedle Dumber: Its not easy being rich. You have people on all sides who want something from you. I give to charities on one side, schools on another side. Not a day goes by when I am not giving money away. My boats, planes and cars cost me an arm and a leg. My alimony for my ex-wives would bankrupt most Americans. Truth be told, even though I am a billionairess, I can hardly afford a Starbuck’s Carmel Macchiato Latte Almond Cream coffee every day. I have two accountants just to pay my bills. Many the day when I wish I was only a millionairess again.
Angelica Cutesy: Very sorry CEO Dumber, I wish we could help you out. Maybe someone in the audience could start a Go Fund site to help you out with the Starbucks Coffee
CEO Tweedle Dumber: Such a nice offer Angelica, as we say in my business, we get BUY with other people’s money.
Emcee: Well folks, so far, it’s been a great debate. Many questions and issues addressed but we still have more issues to deal with. Right now, we are going to take a break and let everyone catch a breath. We will be back soon with Part 2 of our debate dealing with the remaining three issues: abortion, gun rights and schools
Stay tuned Bloggers. Part 2 will be out soon.

Brink: I might put it a little different way. I think those of us who are such strong supporters within the U.S. government, within the American population, for Ukraine, support Ukraine because we see, or we think we see, and understand the future that Ukrainians want. And that is a future where Ukraine is free, independent, prosperous, sovereign and gets to decide its own future. To us, as Americans, it really appeals to also who we are. So, what I would hope, what I plan to do and what we are doing is supporting Ukraine in this immediate task of prevailing in its effort to defend itself that is crucially important. I think everybody would agree. And I think the government here and the people here would agree that another important task is and will be and will remain the reform effort, which will secure Ukraine for a future for Ukrainian children and their children.



I began to see more clearly that the right wing was orchestrating a systematic attack against not only universities but also against public school education. However, it has only been in the last few years that I realized how ubiquitous this assault was. The appointment of Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education under Trump was a message that meant the right-wing were more powerful than anyone had yet realized. The attack on public education is now an all-out assault.
On his campaign website, under the heading “Protect Conservative Values,” Vance complains that “hundreds of billions of American tax dollars” get sent to universities that “teach that America is an evil, racist nation.” These universities “then train teachers who bring that indoctrination into our elementary and high schools.” The speakers and presenters at this conference read like a “who’s who” of Trump loyalists and big lie theorists.





I look out and see lawyers with Magna and Summa Cum Laude degrees from Yale, Harvard, Cornell, Brown, and other Ivy League Universities who can fashion legal arguments designed to circumvent and pervert any sane person’s idea of justice. They have corrupted our Criminal Justice System into a Criminal Injustice System. The winner in a court room is the one with the most money who can hire the best and brightest lawyers. An argument by one defense attorney claims that a self-styled vigilante shooting three unarmed people is a tragic case of self-defense. Another defense lawyer for three murdering racists suggests that the victim in the case was shot because he had come to Satilla Shores “in his khaki shorts with no socks to cover his long, dirty toenails.”
I look out and see corporate executives who will ignore the danger posed to the environment and climate because they can make more money today than by creating a sustainable system. I see too many people willing to “shop till they drop.” A materialistic mentality that supports the greed endemic in Corporate America. A focus on short-term thinking that drains the earth of the resources it needs for sustainability in order to reap mega-profits today. The “hell with the future” is the motto of Corporate America.
Is there any meaning to what I am seeing? Am I just getting too old? Is my brain incapable of understanding things anymore? Journalists are murdered because they report the truth. Innocent people are slaughtered while they watch a Christmas parade. A pregnant woman is shot eleven times on her doorstep. Fifty or more people rob a series of stores in what the news calls “mass grab fests.” A six-year-old child is killed in a car seat by some maniac with road rage. There is no bottom to the bizarre. No one can imagine what the next day will bring. All attempts to discover what is causing these problems or how they can be stopped seem futile. They are meaningless crimes without rhyme or reason in a world that George Orwell would never have imagined possible. Up is down, right is wrong, facts and truth do not exist, everything is fake. There is no sanity.
This morning while doing a 4-mile run in the Casa Grande Mountains, I thought a lot about his advice. I realize that much of what I have said above could be considered a rant. I would like to think it was somewhat of a catharsis. Another friend told me yesterday that I sounded like a man in despair. I resonated with the word despair. I regard optimism as ideologically unsound given our present world. Many people have advised me to stay hopeful. There is a fine line between hopeful and optimism. I am not sure I can manage the divide. Despair on the other hand fits my mood just fine. Despair is defined as: “The complete loss or absence of hope.”
We have elected people that will support an insurrection against free and fair elections. The most important element of Democracy. People that prefer to ignore that on January 6th, we almost had a coup against democracy in America. On November 17th, we had these same people vote to ignore the censuring of one of their comrades who parodied the killing of an opposition opponent.
I look out my window and see a public school system that is being dismantled by racists, bigots, elitists, and sexists who do not want the schools to actually teach anything that might be construed as controversial. Two thousand five hundred years ago, Socrates was executed for trying to teach the children of the Athenian elite to think for themselves. Schools and educators are still being attacked for trying to teach children to think. How can our future generations create a better world when they are besieged with information that keeps them in a past that never existed and feeds them myths about the way the world works?
Will the USA survive? All great empires have eventually declined. It took 300 years for the Roman Empire to fall after it began its decline. We are witnessing the decline of the American Empire. How long will it take to fall is well beyond my ability to foresee. If history is any indication, it will take many years and the decline will be gradual but punctuated by episodes of tragedy and elation. The tragedies will far outnumber the elations. Study any system in decline and you can see the gradual disintegration that accompanies all declines. It is already clear that our Public Education, Political Systems and Legal Systems are in decline. Trying to stop the declines is futile. You cannot stop the decline of an old bridge or an old building. You must rebuild from the ground up. Sadly, I see neither the drive nor the desire to do the work that needs to be done to help restore democracy in America.





The abyss It is so big that there is no bridging it. None of the sides can see the other side. None of the sides has any common ground with the other side. None of the sides understands the language that the other side speaks. We might as well be earthlings talking to Martians. There is no lingua franca. Many of the “well-meaning” experts exhort both sides to try harder to bridge the gap or to work more diligently to listen to the other side. It seems to be assumed that all it will take to jump the gulf is good intentions. I cry bullshit on this. As the old aphorism goes, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.” It will take more than good intentions to heal the wound that infests our country.
The wants advertised on the TV and in the media are never fulfilling. We have a nation of brainwashed consumers who mistakenly think that more toys, bigger houses, more guns, and luxury cars will make them happy. We are a nation on a never-ending treadmill of consumer materialism where like rats we keep spinning the wheel and hoping to find happiness, but happiness never comes, and drugs take its place.
As the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, the tensions in society grow ever more divisive. We see more road rage, more senseless shootings, more violence between men and women, less loyalty between employers and employees. The underpinning of society that should be based on human integrity and morality is replaced with an opportunism based on an amoral value system. Whatever we can get as long as we break no laws is considered to be moral. We see most politicians that have no commitment to anything except to collect more money so that they can stay in office. Their highest goal is to help the rich get richer, which of course includes themselves.
I am not talking about the devil here or about spirituality. I am talking about a kind of insidious propaganda that has been spread by many groups and individuals. In this propaganda, one side of America is labeled as moral, ethical, righteous, and just. The other side is the opposite. The other side is everything negative. The other side is a composite of all the demons and evils that Americans believe in. The other side are communists, fascists, atheists, anti-democratic, anti-patriotic and un-American. One side is good. The other side is evil incarnate. You cannot talk to evil. You cannot discuss with the devil why he wants your soul. You cannot debate with Satan over the values that he has. Heaven and hell do not have weekly discussion groups. The language heard today, and what the media publishes drips with hate, innuendo, and disdain. The language fosters violence. I doubt the Founding Fathers ever conceived that the First Amendment would protect such speech. There are three elements that contribute to a hate speech culture that demonizes the other side:
Malicious labeling is the name calling that goes on between both sides today wherein each side is labeled. You can hear it on almost every talk show program in America today. Name calling and name labeling. Commie pinko leftists! Intellectual elites! Radical socialists! Racist rednecks! Fascist dictators! Politicians, commentators, newscasters, and radio talk show hosts all use malicious labels to insult and demean those they disagree with. What have we let this country become when we allow such name calling? This kind of hyperbole demonizes the other side and creates a divide that cannot be overcome by rational conversation.
I do not think that the Founding Fathers of our nation believed that Government was evil. Certainly, they felt that there could be too much government intrusion on the rights of the populace. They invoked certain safeguards to protect both human rights and states rights. Nevertheless, they did not demonize government and not a single one of the Fathers ever referred to government as evil. Edmund Burke, the famous English conservative said, “The government that governs best is the government that governs least.” He never said, “government was evil.” It has become common place to hear refrains denigrating the role and necessity of government. This steady drumbeat of antigovernmental rhetoric has created a group of people that have no value for government and who support the idea that government should be abolished.
A few years ago I began to wonder why groups like the KKK, Aryan Brotherhood, Antifa, The Proud Boys and many other such groups advocating violence against the government were not labeled as Terrorist Organizations. I asked a lawyer this question and he replied, “it is all politics.” I found that almost all the groups listed by the Southern Poverty Law Center as “hate groups” were designated as “extremist groups.” This means that they are not illegal, and they have the right to organize, march, rally and basically spread their hate across America. In 2019, The SPLC listed 940 hate groups across the USA. If any of these groups was labeled as a “Terrorist Group,” they would be on the same list as the Taliban, Boko Haram, The Mafia, Mexican Cartels and Al Qaeda. What is the difference between an extremist group and a terrorist group? It might surprise you to learn that a terrorist organization is defined as follows:
If this definition does not apply to the groups that tried to storm the US Capital on January 6th, 2021, I do not know what does. Just yesterday the Canadian government labeled the Proud Boys as a Terrorist Organization. This delegitimizes the group and takes their rights away. For Canada, it is a start. I am wondering when we are going to get started in the USA on such an effort. The First Amendment was never construed to allow hate speech and the advocating of violent actions to overthrow the government. Why do we not have the political will to outlaw these groups? We seem to have little compunction in penalizing Black groups like the Black Lives Matter Movement or the Black Panthers. We have a different standard when it comes to White Supremacy groups.
The newspapers, TV and the Internet are today the major carriers for the hate and vituperation that has spread across America. On one side of the divide, we find the NY Times, the Washington Post and CNN News. On the other side, we find the NY Post, the Washington Examiner and Fox News. There are countless other purveyors of extreme and fanatical views. Each side reeks of headlines supporting nonobjective views and biased reporting. If objective reporting ever existed in the USA, it has been murdered and buried by the most pervasive media to ever exist. The media carries the hate and violence that is created by politicians, pundits, radio commentators and hate groups and ensures that it gets widely disseminated. Without the media, much of the divide would never have occurred. Hate needs a platform to be spread and the media is more than happy to host anything that it believes will sell itself and its advertising. 








Twenty-three years later, when Douglass gave his speech, the turmoil in the United States over the issue of slavery was growing. It had always been a major source of dissension in the United States, but things were coming to a boiling point. The Dred Scott decision had recently been rendered by the US Supreme Court. This decision held that black people were not citizens and that slaves could not sue for freedom. In March of 1857, James Buchanan was sworn in as the 15th President of the USA. Buchanan was no friend of the abolitionists and he joined the Southern leaders in attempting to admit Kansas as a slave state. He strongly supported the Dred Scott decision and today he would be considered an ardent racist. The contrast between Lincoln who was elected four years later and Buchanan in terms of their policies towards slavery was the final straw that led to the Civil War.


Today we are witnessing a descent into tyranny and demagoguery the likes of which have never before been seen in America. We have a President who lies whenever he speaks. We have a Republican party that abhors social justice and will do everything they can to suppress the rights of Americans to vote. We have a base of supporters for Trump that are racist, fascist, and anti-democratic. Lured by whatever sirens they listen to; they support the right of Trump to do whatever he wants to do. They call him their Messiah and voice unconditional support for his attacks on the press, minorities, immigrants, women, blacks, Latinos, disabled, foreign countries and even the disabled. A President who is willing to sacrifice thousands of lives to support his quest for a second term.

required be different? Could children hear the same frequencies as rats?
seem like there was any long-term strategic plan here.




Most of what people learn about Marx is far removed from his actual ideas. Given that Capitalism has been diametrically opposed to the very name of Karl Marx, it is not surprising that he is routinely disparaged. Even at the University level, it is rare to find anyone studying Marx very deeply. Many educators and instructors describe Marx’s economic theories as “Totally Discredited.” Few people in America have any good words for Karl Marx. Any politician in the USA who might suggest that Marx ever said one good thing or had one good idea would court instant political death. Marx is the devil in our Capitalistic system.
Marx did of course hate capitalism. He saw Capitalism as a system that exploited workers and allowed the greedy to benefit at the expense of those less fortunate or less aggressive.
The antipathy directed towards Marx and his critique of Capitalism has discouraged any real in-depth understanding of the limits and myths of Capitalism by most Americans. Capitalism resides in America on the same level as Mom, God, and Apple Pie. Woe to anyone who would dare to attack Capitalism. In the United States, Capitalism is as hallowed an institution as Christianity. In fact, most Christians think that Capitalism and religion go hand in hand, which to a large extent they sadly do. Unfortunately, not all Capitalism is the same. In America, we have a home-grown version that is more appropriately called Corporate Capitalism. What is the difference you might ask? Well it gets even more complicated since economists define four types of Capitalism. These are: 
Over the past 40 years, the Supreme Court has radically expanded constitutional rights for corporations. The original charters for corporations written in the late 19th century, allowed corporations powers never before seen in companies. The abuse of these powers soon led to a considerable amount of legislation designed to reign in some of the most egregious of these abuses. Laws such as the Sherman Anti-Trust Act passed in 1890 to stop monopoly practices and the Clayton Antitrust Act passed in 1914 to stop unethical business practices were somewhat successful at ameliorating corporate abuses. Unfortunately, corporations were still left with considerable power to thwart the goals of democracy and good government.
Corporate interests easily dominate the interests of the common person. The common person has nowhere near the financial clout of corporations. In 2010, the Supreme Court passed the Citizens United Decision which gave corporations unlimited power to finance and support political candidates running for office as well as to lobby on behalf of any laws that they wanted. This decision basically upheld the idea that corporations had a right to free speech much like any citizen of the USA and that campaign spending was simply a manifestation of free speech. Corporations are now being treated as living breathing people despite the fact that corporations can live forever, and corporations are not organic entities. They are not born, and they do not die like any other creature on the face of the earth.


One of the most popular movies in the eighties was Wall Street. In the movie, Michael Douglas gave a “Greed is Good” speech which was actually applauded by audiences all over the United States. Some corporations have been sued by stockholders for not being greedy enough.
