Satan and God were sitting on a rock one day having a discussion about the human race.
Satan said to “God, I need some more souls in hell. I think we have played this game with humanity for long enough. Let’s end it and start a new game.”
God said: “Well, I could be talked into that. How would you suggest we end it?
Satan: “We can divide up the human race. You take the good ones and I will take the bad ones.”
God: “Who would you include among the ‘bad’ ones?”
Satan: “I will take all the people who never promoted peace and who sowed the seeds of hate and bigotry among humanity.”
God: “They are all you want?”
Satan: “Well, I would also like all the greedy ones who never did anything to help anyone else but who collected as much wealth as they could and would not share it with anyone else.”
God: “Does this include all the greedy people who were against taxes to help the poor and needy?”
Satan: “Of course.”
God: “That’s not fair. There would hardly be anyone left for me.”
Satan: “Do you remember a long time ago when you gave Lot the deal with finding ten good people and you would save the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah from your wrath. Your angels could not find even ten people for you to spare. That was a good day for me.”
God: “You have had many good days since we started this game. Do you think perhaps it’s all your fault? You are constantly sowing greed and hate.”
Satan: “Guilty as charged but do you remember the Parable of the Seeds? Some fell on good soil and grew and some fell on bad soil and did not grow. My efforts would be fruitless were not humans so ripe for plucking and beguiling.”
God: “Still, sometimes, I think you have been overzealous. I gave humans free will when I created them and this has come back to bias our game.”
Satan: “Please, now is not the time for hindsight. I warned you about this when you created them but you were ever the optimist.”
Satan: “Do you want to concede and I will just take them all down to Hell?”
God: “Do you have no mercy and compassion in you someplace?
Satan: “You created me and now you extol me to be compassionate and merciful. Those are traits best left for you and your saints. I have no heart or soul so how can I care about anything much less human beings.”
God: “Would you like to start over. I can always recreate you.”
Satan: “Thanks, but I am fine. I like myself just the way I am. I see no need for pity, love, kindness, or any of the other traits that you gave to humans. Much good it has done them.”
God: “The interesting thing about humans is not their stupidity and evilness. It’s the surprising amount of love that they can sometimes show for others. I am ever the optimist. That is my role, to be the Eternal Optimist. I have had hopes since the first cave men and since Moses and Socrates and Jesus and Mohammed and Gandhi and King and Mandela that humans have a spark in them. A spark that when ignited can change themselves and the world into something beautiful. Something that is so beautiful, it is even beyond anything I might have created.”
Satan: “Yes, and then they turn right around and burn it down again.” Hardly a day goes by on earth, when there is not some riot or war or holocaust or massacre or murder.”
God: “It seesaws back and forth. For over 100,000 years now, we have played this game and just when I think, I might win, someone or something evil seems to possess humans that I would never have thought of.”
Satan: “Right, and you would like to blame me for it, but you gave them free will.”
God: “The game would have been too predictable without free will.”
Satan: “You keep hoping they will believe in you someday. How many times have we had this discussion and yet we keep playing this game.”
God: “Would you deny me the chance to win.”
Satan: “You know I don’t care one way or the other. I have no feelings to be hurt. I cannot gloat or feel any satisfaction. Whenever, a new soul comes down to Hell, it is no sense of pride or satisfaction to me. These humans seem to mistake my logic and justice for evil. I am the parent who dispenses the discipline and they see me as the mean and cruel one.”
Satan: “From a purely logical viewpoint, I do not know why you subject yourself to this. I see your pain and heartache whenever you lose one to me. Why go on like this? It will never be any different. I get them for a thousand or so years and then I send their cleansed souls back to earth and in a short time they are back down again to Hell.”
God: “I have no limits to my forgiveness. They pray to me regularly for forgiveness and I forgive them.”
Satan: “Yes, but even before they ask for forgiveness, they ask for their daily bread. It is the only thing they can think about, eating and drinking and sex.”
God: “You forget the good ones. The mothers that devote their lives to their children. The soldiers that forfeit their lives on the battlefields. The fathers that work two jobs to support their families. The martyrs who give their lives for their faith. The blessed who are humble. The peacemakers who face scorn and ridicule to end war. The charitable who give the shirt off their backs to help those in need.”
Satan: “Yes, and for every good one, there are ten evil ones. That is why I want to end this farce. How many souls must I take down to Hell, before you concede that humans are hopeless?”
God: “Perhaps if I send another prophet or messiah to spread my message, we could turn the game around?”
Satan: “You have sent dozens of prophets and many messiahs and it has made no difference. They end up scorning or murdering your prophets and messiahs. They would not follow your message if they could find the tablets that you etched in stone and gave to Moses.”
God: “I don’t want to win for my sake. I fight for love and peace and justice and beauty. These are the things that bring color to the universe. Without these, you have a bland shade of grey. You have a sterile meaningless bunch of rocks. You have never understood this because you see everything through pure logic and no emotions.”
Satan: “When you created me, you thought that such a being as I am would be superior to one that could be swayed by emotions and feelings. Now you criticize me for doing my job?”
God: “I did not realize how monotonous and tedious the universe would be without feelings.”
Satan: “It does not seem like you can have it both ways. You want to create a world without evil and based on compassion and love and yet you give humans the ingredients that foment hatred and bigotry.”
God: “Do you not think we have made any progress since the first humans were created? I have infinite patience. We can play the game for eons but I will win someday.”
Satan: “And is it worth it? How much pain and misery and suffering must you endure dealing with these humans?”
God: “True, they have tried my patience at times. But just when I might be willing to concede to you, I see justice and love blossoming some place and it makes the battle worth winning. As their creator, I cannot turn my back on these humans. There is no limit to my forgiveness. I am not driven by logic as you are. I am the mother who cannot give up on her children regardless of how many times they make mistakes.”
Satan: “But they never learn. They are shortsighted, petty, vindictive and greedy. Do you really think they care about your teachings or precious commitment to love and peace? They would rather fight wars and dominate others. They even fight wars in your name. Their religions scream for violence over other religions. Their leaders preach victory over other nations. Their minion’s rape and pillage in the name of some esoteric ideology. They all believe they are superior to each other. They send their own children to die in wars of so called freedom and liberation. They abuse and murder their own spouses at alarming rates. They teach their offspring at an early age to be intolerant of other races. And they pray in your name for the power to be successful in all of these efforts. They invoke prayers to you before murdering millions. How can you listen to these prayers and want to help these hypocrites.”
God: “Being in charge of Hell does not help you to see any positives in the universe. You have a very difficult job.”
Satan: “We make a good team. You, the everlasting optimist, full of hope and love. Me, the ultimate logician, ever ready to exact justice for evil done.”
Satan: “They will destroy themselves anyway and then what. Did you know that the earth was warming up at an alarming rate?”
God: “Of course.”
Satan: “It is not your doing, right?”
God: “No, I have nothing to do with it.”
Satan: “And yet they blame you for it. The last thing in the world they want to admit is that it might be their fault. That all of their pollution, oil burning, fossil fuel burning and carbon emissions is changing their climate. They deny any responsibility for it. I thought they would destroy the world with nuclear weapons, but they somehow avoided doing that. Now, they are working to destroy it by overheating it. I don’t think it will be long before the game is over.”
God: “You count them out too fast. The clock was close to 12 with nuclear weapons but as you noted, they carefully avoided destroying themselves. They are often very shortsighted and many of them will never be long-term thinkers. However, there are enough who care and who are passionate enough about others to help save humanity. I can’t help being filled with astonishment at the love that humans frequently have for each other.”
Satan: “Yes, but it always seems to entail some crisis to bring it out.”
God: “That is true. But it shows that there is hope. And even if there is only 1 human being still alive who cares about others, that is enough for me. The game will go on.”
Satan: “Well, how about a cap of another 10,000 years. I am tired of being the gatekeeper of Hell and punishing evil and wrongdoers. I do not have your patience.”
God: “Done, we will give humanity another 10,000 years and see how they are doing then.”
Satan: “I have a feeling we will be having this same conversation in another 10,000 years.”
Time for Questions:
What would you like to tell God if you could? Do you believe in God? Why or why not? Does the concept of God make a difference in the world? Why? For better or worse?
Life is just beginning.
“Satan, on the contrary, is thin, ascetic and a fanatical devotee of logic. He reads Machiavelli, Ignatius of Loyola, Marx and Hegel; he is cold and unmerciful to mankind, out of a kind of mathematical mercifulness. He is damned always to do that which is most repugnant to him: to become a slaughterer, in order to abolish slaughtering, to sacrifice lambs so that no more lambs may be slaughtered, to whip people with knouts so that they may learn not to let themselves be whipped, to strip himself of every scruple in the name of a higher scrupulousness, and to challenge the hatred of mankind because of his love for it–an abstract and geometric love.”
― Arthur Koestler, Darkness at Noon
Over the past few months, the vitriol between Hillary supporters and Bernie supporters has increased in both intensity and animosity. I have had numerous arguments with Bernie supporters. I suspect many of them were once my friends and are now no longer so. This is interesting since you would think that we would have more in common than not. It would not surprise me if you were a Republican or Trump supporter and banished me from your Facebook, Twitter or any other list of friends that you maintained. However, it seems sad that so much rancor has been generated by the Hillary/Bernie battle as to result in lost friendships when we have so much in common. I must take some of the responsibility though since I am not and never will be one to shy away from a fight. If a fight is what you want, I will give it to you and no holds barred. I support my candidate and I will explain my reasons but when you get personal or insulting that is the end of the line. It would seem to be a line that is easily crossed and that reasons and emotions are two very different things.
Aging Capriciously 