Have you ever thought that there is an epidemic of stupid people? Stupid people to the right, stupid people to the left, stupid people in front, stupid people in back of you. You don’t have to go very far to find stupid people. In the middle of a world-wide pandemic, we have people who still want to congregate with others. We have ministers insisting on holding church services and encouraging people to hug and shake hands. We have governors who deem golf courses and gun shops as “Essential” services. I won’t dwell on some of the dumb things that our politicians have said as I am sure you have heard enough from them.
If you thought that there were easily enough stupid people to go around before, they now seem to be growing like the corona virus in exponential numbers. When we are finally back to normal, I am going to suggest to my local college and perhaps high school that they offer a course called “Stupidity 101.” I will also recommend that we change the name of our species from Homo Sapiens to Homo Stupidus.
Just last night, Karen and I were coming back from a trip to the grocery store and we had to stop at a railroad crossing to let a train go by. Karen noticed that there was a sign along side the roadway that said, “Do not stop on the railroad tracks.” She turned to me and said, “Who would be dumb enough to stop on the tracks?” I replied that “I am sure there are enough stupid people in the world that need to be reminded. Although I doubt that the sign would do them any good.”
The train finally passed, and we continued down the road. The street (named Battaglia) does not have a shoulder or streetlights where we were at. It is a fairly narrow road. Some movement up ahead caught my eye. It was on the right side of the road and I swerved to the left to miss it. As I went by what I thought might only be a post, I saw that it was a woman walking on the same side of the street with her back to traffic and half on the road. She had on dark clothes and was barely visible. I wanted to back up and tell her to either walk facing traffic or to wear more visible clothes or better yet, even both. Karen was startled by my swerving and did not even see the woman as we drove by. I told her why I had swerved. I explained that it was just another stupid person who has a death wish. I personally don’t care about her death inclinations as long as she finds some other way to do it besides me plowing into her with my car.
This thought of stupid people kept echoing in my mind. Why are there stupid people? What makes people stupid? How do we fix stupidity? Is there any cure? I went on the internet to research the subject. As with any research we must first start with a definition of our problem or the entity we are studying. Webster’s Online Dictionary defines stupidity as: “Behavior that shows a lack of good sense or judgment.” I thought about this definition and while it is not bad, I like my own definition better. I would define Stupidity as “A denial of reality.” Now, why do people deny reality? What blinds people to objectivity?
First of all, allow me to get off my “high horse” for a minute. By now you are contemplating what an arrogant asshole I am. “The whole world is stupid, but he thinks that he is the only intelligent one in the world.” No, unfortunately, the world cannot be easily divided into stupid people and smart people. All of us are stupid at one time or another. I have my stupid moments and you will or have had your stupid moments. What are some of the things that make us stupid? My brief research shows an astounding number of things that make us stupid. Here are some of the more common factors influencing stupidity:
- Greed
- Jealousy
- Envy
- Ego
- Arrogance
- Short-term thinking
- Power
- Love
- Religion
You are probably thinking “My god, is there anything that does not make us stupid?” Even my brief list is enough to indict most of the human race at one time or another. Take the issue of love. Have you ever made a fool of yourself over an infatuation with someone else? Or take religion. How many religious zealots do you know who become so self-righteous that they cannot see the value in other religions or people who do not subscribe to their religious views? Take any item from my list above and I am sure that you can find any number of examples to illustrate the ongoing stupidity of the human race.
Greed is a particularly interesting factor. I once heard a quote that said, “Greed is not the worst of all sins, but it is the gateway to all others.” Just recently we had a Lt. Governor who intoned that “older people should be willing to die for the good of the economy.” Few older people I know have volunteered to take him up on the offer.
When we are children, we are all taught the story of the little boy and the cookie jar. This is a great example of the stupidity that greed often leads to.
Once upon a time there was a little boy who lived with his mom. He was an only child and was quite spoiled. His mother gave him everything he wanted. One day upon his request, she made a batch of cookies. When they had cooled, she put them in a cookie jar. Most cookie jars are narrow at the top and wide at the bottom. She told him that he could have one cookie each day. As soon as she left the kitchen, he reached into the cookie jar and grabbed the biggest handful of cookies he could hold. He then tried to get his hand out, but it would not come out. He pulled and he yanked but he could not get his hand out. He finally became frustrated with his efforts and screamed for his mom.
“Mom, please come quickly, I need your help.” His mother came rushing back into the kitchen and looked at her son. “What is your problem?” “I can’t get my hand out of the jar. It is stuck.” “Well, let go of the cookies” she replied. The little boy opened his fist and let the cookies fall out of his hand. Immediately he was able to take his hand out of the jar. The moral of the story is so obvious I will not insult your intelligence. But think about all the people and companies and politicians who have their hands in the cookie jar and cannot get them out. Stupidity is a derivative of greed in many cases.
So what can we do about stupidity? Will my Stupidity 101 class cure the problem? What would I teach in Stupidity 101? Some people say that “you cannot cure stupidity.” Is this true? Are we doomed to stupidity as a race? Can scientists help us? Are they the people with the solution? Or do we look to philosophers to help us?
Goethe’s Faust is a classic example of the folly of brains and intellect.
“The erudite Faust is highly successful yet dissatisfied with his life, which leads him to make a pact with the Devil at a crossroads, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures. The Faust legend has been the basis for many literary, artistic, cinematic, and musical works that have reinterpreted it through the ages. “Faust” and the adjective “Faustian” imply a situation in which an ambitious person surrenders moral integrity in order to achieve power and success for a limited term.” — Wikipedia
Tragically, Faust not only destroys his life in a sybaritic bargain for power, knowledge and lust but he nearly destroys the woman who falls in love with him in the process. Marguerite is redeemed because she repents and sees the folly of her ways but for Faust there is no redemption and he goes down to hell for his deeds. Stupid thinking by highly intelligent people is nearly as common as among those of lesser intelligence and intellect. So the question still remains “Can we cure stupidity and if so How?”
See: 10 Most Famous Scientific Theories That Were Later Debunked
I wish I had the answer to this question but alas, I have no solution. Here are some comments from others perhaps far wiser than I am.
“The donkey heard the book gives wisdom and ate it.” ― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land
“People think that whatever comes out of the mouth of a wise man is the choicest gem, sometimes it’s utter stupidity and rubbish” ― Bangambiki Habyarimana, Pearls Of Eternity
“I’m tired of being told it’s elitist to call stupid behavior stupid. Remember when you were just a tot and thought it might be a good idea to stick your wee-wee in the electrical socket? Hopefully, you had a mom who kicked you in the behind and called you stupid. There are times when mincing words and pleasant euphemisms simply don’t cut it. Sometimes, you need to call stupid by its given name.” ― Quentin R. Bufogle, Horse Latitudes
“Wisdom is the distance between intelligence and stupidity.” ― Matshona Dhliwayo
Pandora was the first human woman created by Hephaestus on the instructions of Zeus. Pandora was a curious woman. She was given a jar or box by the conniving Zeus with all the evils of the world. Being a woman (sexism at its earliest) she could not resist peaking in the box. So she opened it and inadvertently allowed all the evils within lose upon the world. The only thing that did not fly out of the box was the spirit of Hope which remained in the box when Pandora put the lid back on. Thus to this day, our world is full of evil but balance always by the ever-present Hope that things will be better. Nothing could be more fitting than Hope for the times we live in today.
This week, you will hear from one Jesus of Nazareth. He has been called by many names including: Messiah, Emmanuel, Christ, Lord, Master, Logos (the Word), Son of God and by himself more often The Son of Man. He is often credited with being the founder or perhaps foundation for a popular religion called Christianity. Today, it is difficult to see the link between the teachings of Jesus and many of…
The first day that Michael and Joshua spent together turned into weeks and the weeks turned into months. Each week, Michael and Joshua would spend at least an hour together. Some days, Michael would play video games with Joshua and other days they would do “walk and talks.” Inez would drop Joshua off and Michael would take Joshua home. Michael looked forward each week to seeing Joshua and spending time with him. Michael often tried to buy Joshua some of the things that he wanted, but Joshua’s parents were very proud and explained that they would prefer that he did not. Michael accepted their request but would take Joshua out for a hamburger or pizza whenever possible. His parents did not mind this as Joshua had a prodigious appetite.
Now less this sound too much like a soap opera, I should point out some of the character flaws that are obvious with Dick. He once had a battle with some beavers that resided on his property. These beavers were adept at building a dam using a stream that flowed near a road leading to Dick’s house. The dam would cause the water to back up flooding the road. Dick would go out there and break up the dam but faster than you could say “Dick the Stick” the beavers would rebuild the dam. I asked Dick why he did not shoot the suckers. Dick replied that he promised Gladys that he would not kill them but try to get them to relocate. So periodically Dick would come in with his back aching from breaking up the dam and I would say “Give me your rifle and I will shoot the suckers for you.” Dick would never do this. I finally bought him a t-shirt with “Beaver Advice” on it.
I mentioned that Dick does not want to travel anywhere (Except maybe Duluth). I would attribute his “been there, done it” to a possible birth or brain defect but to be fair Dick did go to England, Peru and a bunch of other countries when he was younger. Furthermore, unlike some people, he is always interested in hearing about the travels of Gladys and others in the group. I am going to Russia this coming year and I keep telling him that I am going to have an audience with President Putin. Dick often jokes about Putin and his strong political resolve. I may bring him a Putin t-shirt when I come back from Moscow, assuming that I am allowed to leave the country.
The most obvious metaphor for this topic is that we are all on a River of Time. Some of us are on long rivers, some of us on short rivers. Some of our rivers are very rocky. Some of our rivers are very shallow and rapid. Some of us are on rivers that are deep and wide. A lucky few of us may live our lives on rivers that are very tranquil and 
placid. Most likely though, most of us will live on rivers with many twists and turns that will suddenly go from peaceful and placid to wild and rough. We will all no doubt eventually have unexpected obstacles that arise causing some of us to suddenly capsize. Those of us who are lucky will find our way back into the boat. Many will not be so lucky.
If you have spent your life on a wide tranquil river, it would be very difficult for you to appreciate anyone coming from a rough whitewater style river. The converse is also true. Maybe that is why it is difficult to walk in anyone else’s shoes. We are all on different rivers and it is hard to understand the perspective of someone whose river is one we have never paddled. At this point, you might say: “Well, I disagree, life is simply one vast river and we all have rocks and logs and rapids to manage.” Maybe so.
When we are very young, our parents do the paddling for us. As we become teenagers we decide we want to paddle alone. We want our independence. Some of us go to school to learn how to paddle and navigate. Learning a language will help those who want to navigate foreign rivers. Circumstances or choice will eventually force many of us to leave our first river and go far away to try a new river. The bold among us will switch rivers many times in their life and continually attempt more challenging ones.
Aging Capriciously 