
I know it is strange. Most young men when I was growing up had cowboys as heroes, particularly the ones who wore white hats. Men like Hopalong Cassidy, Roy Rogers, the Lone Ranger were the heroes to an entire generation of young baby boomers.
My heroes have always been cowboys
And they still are, it seems
Sadly, in search of, and one step in back of
Themselves and their slow movin’ dreams — Willie Nelson

I guess I was always different because I liked the guys with the black hats. They seemed to have more fun and less inhibitions. You never saw the good guys kiss the girls, but the bad guys thought nothing about kissing them. Bad guys were also early into bondage (think of all the women tied up on railroad tracks) which was taboo for good people back in the forties and fifties. In fact, until 50 Shades of Grey, bondage still had a sort of naughty ring to it.
My first real hero was Ming the Merciless. He had all the primary characteristics of an evil genius. He was a megalomaniac who wanted to rule the world. He was always smarter than Flash Gordon. He had dozens of minions who followed his every order. He obeyed no rules except his own. And finally, he lusted after Dale Arden who was a pretty hot babe for the time. Dale had wonderful blond curls, a great figure and was into bare midriff before it became popular in the 90’s. Flash was a wimp when it came to Dale but Ming the Merciless knew what he wanted and really went after it. I suppose tying women up today would not be proper but if you are an evil genius it is simply part of the expectations.
Ming the Merciless: “Flash, you stand in my way of my ruling the universe. Not only that, but I want Dale for my bride and queen. If you will give her to me, I will make you ruler of a galaxy of your own. You can have more riches and power than you have ever dreamed possible. If you don’t give her to me, I will destroy you, your mom and dad and all your sisters and brothers. I will hypnotize Dale into loving me anyway and I will take over the earth and turn the earthlings into cockroaches and then step on them all.”
My second Hero was Dr. Fu Manchu. A character created by the writer Sax Rohmer. Fu was as evil as they came. He was a brilliant megalomaniac. He obeyed no rules or laws except his own. He was alleged to hold doctorates from four Western universities. Unlike the wimpy college professors who one associates with a Ph.D. degree, there was nothing wimpy about Dr. Fu Manchu. He would not hesitate to murder anyone who got in his way. In the 1932 film, The Mask of Fu Manchu, Fu tells an assembled group of his minions that they must “kill the white men and take their women.” Evil geniuses have a knack for thinking big and ignoring the normal bonds of propriety and civility.
Dr. Fu Manchu: “I hate Western imperialists. I will drive them all from the face of the earth. Together with my supporters, I will take over all of Europe and the United States. I will have my pick of White blond women who I will make part of my harem. I will destroy the capitalists and take over all the gold in Fort Knox and all the diamonds in the DeBeers Diamond mines. If you Sir Denis Nayland Smith try to stand in my way, I will boil your friend Dr. Petri in oil very slowly and feed him to my pet crocodiles. I will take your sister and put her in my harem. I will spit on your mother’s grave.” If you join me, I will give you your own harem.”
A few years after I ran out of Fu Manchu stories, I discovered my third hero. He was none other than another brilliant Ph.D. named Professor Moriarty. He was the arch nemesis of the world-famous detective Sherlock Holmes. Dr. Moriaty was a genius with pretentions for ruling a large swath of the world. Moriarty wanted to be the head of a vast criminal enterprise that would control all illegal underworld activities.
As is usual with evil geniuses, Moriarty was always one step ahead of Sherlock. Perhaps because it was still the Victorian age, Moriarty did not have much to do with lusting after women. There was no kidnapping, tying women up or forced kissing in any of the Moriarty tales. However, Sherlock was not much better in the womanizing category and seemed to be a confirmed bachelor. His main relationship with a woman was with his housekeeper Mrs. Hudson which always stayed platonic.
Professor Moriarty: “Sherlock, you are one big pain in the ass. You can’t outsmart me because your brain is too addled with cocaine. I have hundreds of willing crooks who will help me to defeat you every time. Why don’t you just take your friend Dr. Watson and spend more time playing your violin. All, I want is to control the entire British underworld and you keep interfering with my plans. I am warning you for the last time Sherlock, keep out of my affairs or I will eliminate your housekeeper Mrs. Hudson so that you and Watson will have to do your own cleaning and cooking.”
My next hero was from the Marvel Comic book universe and his name was Dr. Victor
Von Doom. You must love someone with a name like that. Dr. Doom was evil and ruthless and a certified genius. He had many gadgets and inventions that enabled him to defeat an entire pantheon of superheroes. When it came to bad, he took a back seat to no one. Imagine, someone who would let his childhood sweetheart be savagely sacrificed so that he could gain the power to rule the world. Yes, like most other evil geniuses, Dr. Doom was also a megalomaniac who wanted to rule the world.
Dr. Victor Von Doom: “Dr. Strange, you have thwarted me for the last time. I am banishing you into the netherworld of demons and monsters from which you will never return. Before I do, I want you to watch as I destroy all the other superheroes in the Marvel universe. I will be ruler of the entire planet and there will be no one left to stop me. I will make all the gypsies in Rumania into the leaders of all the countries on earth and everyone will have to learn how to play the violin and the accordion.”
I have not had time to describe all the evil geniuses whom I have loved and admired. I have given you only a few of the ones who have punctuated my life. I do not have the space to do justice (sic) to some of my other heroes such as Lex Luther, the Kingpin, The Joker, Green Goblin and of course Sauron. By the way, recently we had a female megalomaniac out to destroy the world. It was quite refreshing to see how Hela kicked Thor’s butt from one end of Asgard to the other. But to bring you up to the present, I have now found perhaps the most evil genius in history. He has all the truly great characteristics of evilness. He is also a genius.
How do I know he is evil? He grabs women by the pussies. He incites violence. He belittles disabled people. He lies continuously. He cheats on his taxes and cheats on just about anything he purchases. He treats his minions with scorn and he has scores of servants willing to do his bidding. His followers are willing to lie and cover up anything he does wrong.

How do I know he is a genius? That is easy. The simple answer is because he says so. But the real proof is in the mountains of money he has made. He has property all over the world. He owns humongous golf courses and houses. He has plans to build a big wall to keep out all the immigrants who want to come to the United States to start a better life. He is also smart enough to get congress to do whatever he wants.

Finally, we know that a chief characteristic of an evil genius is that they must also be a megalomaniac. Webster’s defines a megalomania as:
1: a mania for great or grandiose performance
- an outburst of wildly extravagant commercial megalomania
2: a delusional mental illness that is marked by feelings of personal omnipotence and grandeur
I think you can easily see that Donald Trump is also a megalomaniac. His rallies are key examples of the need for grandiose performances. There is little question that he feels that he is omnipotent and can do anything he wants to do. For example, he said:
“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.”
He has also commented that he can get anything he wanted from a woman because he was a star:
“I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”
Evil geniuses are real studs when it comes to women. I never had that kind of success with women when I was growing up but then I was never terribly evil, megalomaniacal or even a genius.

I guess I will just have to continue living vicariously through my heroes or at least until I get bitten by a spider or hit with some type of gamma ray and acquire super powers. You better watch out if I do. I will grab your mother, sister and wife by the pussy, maybe even your grandmother, after I take over the universe of course.
Time for Questions:
Who is your favorite evil genius? What do you admire about them? How come we have so few women evil geniuses? Did Hillary qualify for one? Who can you think of that you admire? Why? What is it about evil geniuses that seems to attract people? Why do they always get the best parts in the movies?
Life is just beginning.
“With the proper training, I could’ve been an evil genius.” — George Carlin

As Americans, we pride ourselves on being the exact opposite of Communists. In America, we have a democracy. To live in a democracy, means that you are “free” to think for yourself. No one living in a democracy can possibly be brainwashed. In America, “the land of the free and the home of the brave” you will only find people who believe in the truth. The truth is that democracy is the holy grail of political systems. It supports everything that is good about life. In a democracy, all men and women are created equal. In a democracy, everyone can succeed if they only have the right desire. Americans will fight and die for this dream.




UNITED STATES



There have been many theories proposed for the policies held by Trump and his Republican supporters. They include “Greed Theory.” The Republicans are held to be greedier than most people and only want to accumulate as much money as they can. Another is “Hate Theory.” This theory holds that since most Republicans are White European in ancestry, they loath and detest any people who are different then they are. This includes Asians, Blacks, Indians, Latinos and any immigrants not from Europe.

About a week later, I was substitute teaching in a Casa Grande High School. I drew an eleventh-grade social studies class. The teacher had left an assignment wherein the students had to find certain terms and concepts associated with the second industrial revolution and write definitions for each of them. Included among such terms as: robber barons, corporations, patents and trusts was the term “Social Darwinism.” One of the students asked me to explain it beyond the simple definition she found on line. I tried to recall my ideas relating to this concept from many years ago. I gave her my explanation and then later I looked up the definition at Wikipedia. I was struck at how well my memory had served me. It was at that point that the proverbial light bulb or blinding light of inspiration hit me. I suddenly realized that the Republican Party was not just trying to create elite systems but they were also trying to build on the theories of Herbert Spencer. The following excerpt explains this theory very well as it applies to many current concepts such as: trickle down theory, privatization, corporate welfare and tax reform.
So, there you have it. Trump and the Republican Party are not greedy, hateful or fearful of others, they simply do not believe that you have a right to anything unless you are also rich and successful and White like they are. Based on the concepts of Social Darwinism, they have the right to whatever you have if they can find a way to take it away from you. If you cannot keep it, that means you are inferior. If you are inferior, you have no right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. According to Social Darwinism, the elite will eventually Trump the poor because they are stronger, smarter and more fit. This will eventually result in a society wherein everyone is fit, and everyone is trying to screw everyone else.
Marching forward in time to the period of the Revolutionary war when George the III was ruler of the American Colonies, what did they think of King George? Here is what is written in the Declaration of Independence:











On Tuesday and Wednesday along with my good friend Vic Ward, I attended the 52nd Nobel Conference which was titled: “In Search of Economic Balance.” It featured many illustrious and highly respected economists such as: Dan Ariely, Orley Ashenfelter, Paul Collier, Deirdre McCloskey, John List and several other well-known economists. After every lecture, there was a panel discussion where the speaker and several of the other economists had a chance to discuss and interact. Following these discussions, my friend and I debated, discussed and summarized what we thought were the most important points of each lecture. I attended eight lectures, six panel discussions and numerous discussions each evening with Vic.
On the way back from St. Peter, we stopped Jim’s Apple Farm when we saw a sign that said “Next exit, Minnesota’s largest candy store.” I bought several treats for Karen and the guys at the library in Frederic. Jim’s lived up to its billing. It may just be the largest candy store in the US. It is certainly the largest candy store I have ever been in.
Karen having spent thirty years of her life in Home Health Care is much better grounded and infinitely more knowledgeable than I am in this area. Many of the ideas in the conference sessions were basic for her but for me the opposite was true. I had my eyes opened and many of my concepts about conditions such as Dementia have now been thrown out the window. I cannot begin to describe how much I learned at this conference and how valuable the ideas were for me.
I ponder at a quote by the author Stephen King in which he notes that Donald Trump will never get elected but “he has certainly exposed the ugly underbelly of conservatives in America today.” I think about this comment because (by recent polls) Trump has a large percentage of voters in his camp who qualify for the “Deplorables” label than Clinton so recently used. Ironic that the King of Insult and Slander now says “anyone who makes such comments about Americans is not fit to be president.” The truth is that anyone who fits into this underbelly or “deplorables” category is not fit to be an American. They share nothing in common with the values that our Founding Fathers had for this country.
Today, we now know (thanks to Trump) that we have at least ten million US citizens who think that Donald Trump could deliver on such promises as noted above. This latter fact simply astounds the rest of us (180,000,000) registered voters who would sooner drown ourselves than see Donald Trump as president. The majority of US voters know that Trump is a buffoon and a bigot playing on the heart strings and delusions of a minority of people who have no clue what the USA stands for or what our Founding Fathers envisioned for this country.
I am not worried about Trump. King is right. He will never be elected. I am worried about the disillusioned and hapless people who are supporting him. These people are the real threat to America not Donald Trump. Cast out by an economic system that rewards the most competitive, the Trump supporters are the least competitive and most hard hit by the recent economic recession. Statistics tell us that Trump’s supporters make up a large segment of the population who are unemployed and unemployable. I should say unemployable at a wage sufficient to support a family. Just like in Germany during the recession, it was this same type of people who were most attracted to Hitler. They were the unemployed, uneducated and people who felt life had been unfair to them. When Hitler came to power, they became his willing disciples and minions. The parallels between the hate and xenophobia espoused by both Hitler and Trump would be uncanny, if not for the fact that it is and always will be predictable. The formula to create such hate and bigotry has been the same for four thousand years.
Leaders throughout history have used the above formula to incite their followers to acts of hatred which have taken such forms as the inquisition, pogroms, mass deportations, genocide and the Holocaust. It has always been the same formula and it has always worked. The hapless, ignorant and hopeless are lured by the sirens of revenge and retribution to take action against a targeted minority group who are portrayed as having stolen their hopes and dreams. The solution is to eradicate the despicable group and thereby restore the future that was stolen from the hapless and ignorant.
One would have thought that most of the Neanderthals who succumb more easily to bigotry and hatred would be on the decline. Instead, in the last few years throughout much of the world, it seems as though the fanatics, racists, and bigots are on the incline. Witness the rise of ISIS and its supporters all over the world. What is happening? Was Darwin wrong? Is the world witnessing a devolution instead of an evolution? Donald Trump and his followers seem to be evidence that not all of the population has been evolving according to Darwin’s Laws. A sizable portion of US citizens seem to be going from intelligent thinking rationale Homo sapiens to stupid unthinking racist bigoted Homo rednecks. Where will this end and what will we do with these Neanderthals?
Most of the US is supportive of the idea of destroying foreign Muslim terrorists. But what of domestic right-wing terrorists? What about the home grown nutcases, terrorists, Nazis and extremists in the USA? If we assume that the KKK, racists and sexists in the USA are of the same ilk and just as dangerous to liberty and freedom as Islamic terrorists, then when do we wage war on our domestic terrorists? When will we enlist the Army, National Guard, police and other liberty protectors to jail and wipe out these home grown extremists? Should we allow American Neo-Nazis the right of free speech and the right to vote, when we lost nearly a half a million citizens in a war to save the world from the Nazis and Japanese warlords only seventy years ago?
Why are we tolerating groups wearing swastikas, Nazi armbands and Hitler slogans? Groups parading around against immigrants. Groups who make a mockery of the values that this country was built on. This tolerance is a disgrace to the Founding Fathers. It is a disgrace to the Union soldiers who fought for the freedom and equality of African Americans. It is a disgrace and affront to the soldiers that lost their lives fighting the Fascists. It is a disgrace to the people in this country who are first and second generation Americans. Finally, it is a disgrace to all people who believe in the idea of “liberty and justice for all” which is a part of the Pledge of Allegiance to our country.
The only way it will change is for good people to speak out. Speak out against racism. Speak out against sexism. Speak out against homophobia. Speak out against intolerance. Speak out against injustice and discrimination. You don’t know what to say? It’s simple. WWJD? A meme that I see on a lot of t-shirts provides one reply that all Christians should endorse. If you are not a Christian, simply practice the Golden Rule or some other rule that shows respect and love for others who are not like you. That’s what Jesus, Gandhi, King and many other great leaders would do.





Recently, I was thinking of starting a bumper sticker business. Bumper stickers can do quite well in terms of bringing in revenue. They are cheap and inexpensive and everyone has something they want to show off to the world. If you go to any trade show or convention or some special events like Roller Girls, Star Trek conventions, Comic Cons, you will find lots of different bumper stickers at the various booths. Someone once told me that bumper stickers (selling for 1 or 2 dollars) were a bread and butter item for them. “Big expensive items hardly sold, but everyone had a dollar or two for a bumper sticker.”
Of course, a great bumper sticker business must start with great ideas that have universal appeal. You must cater to the masses. You must have themes that resonate with the common person. You can’t have bumper stickers that say confusing things like E=MC2 or Circumference= Two x Pi x r. You must have ideas that are simple to understand and that everyone can relate to. For example, one classic one that I have seen on many cars is “My Kid Kicked Your Honor Roll Kids Ass.” This of course expresses the clear concept that it is better to be a bully than be intelligent. This seems to be an idea that among Trump supporters, Tea Party advocates and many right wing extremists resonates very well.
One other example of a great bumper sticker has been around for many years. It is quite popular and goes: “God, Guns and Guts Made America Great.” This bumper sticker shows quite clearly that God loves guns and guts and thus favors Americans who have more guns and guts than any other people in the world. Statistics prove this fact as it is well known that there are enough guns in the USA for everyone to have at least three guns each for every man, woman and child in the US. Even as I write, gun manufacturers are working to improve this statistic. Ruger has a goal of selling two million guns this year and will donate a dollar for every gun sold to the NRA to help promote their goal of selling more guns. In no time at all, we will have 4 guns for every person in the country, thus helping our nation become even greater than it is.
But what the heck, you can still be fat and send drones and guided missiles to bomb the hell out of other people. Guts are overrated! If we can maim and slaughter our enemies, we will still win and that is what counts. Winning is a common bumper sticker theme and one that I have tried to utilize in the following concepts. I present these ideas as possibilities for my bumper sticker company. I am open to other ideas. Please feel free to share any great ideas you have for bumper stickers. When my bumper sticker company becomes rich and famous, I will share some of my profits with you so that you can also be “Great” someday. Thus, without further ado, here are my top ideas for “Great” bumper stickers.
I am working on other ideas but I thought this would be a good start. One caveat that must be admitted is that bumper stickers can offend some people; but as they say “You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.” Furthermore, the people that buy bumper stickers usually have an innate desire to express themselves in ways that they can’t manage as well verbally. A truly challenging bumper sticker lets people say things that they could not express as succinctly or eruditely if left to their own linguistic devices. For instance, the NRA says that “When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns.” Can you imagine the average person making such an eloquent defense of guns and assault rifles with such a short but biting comment? With one very unique phrase, millions of people have come to believe that they must buy a gun or be at the mercy of the millions of outlaws just lurking out there to rape and pillage their farms and homesteads, steal their cattle and ride off into the sunset with their women.
A great bumper sticker is an algorithm for self-expression. Those commie pinko intellectuals who can confuse you with their big words and high sounding concepts don’t stand a chance against a good bumper sticker. Bumper stickers let the average or even below average person duke it out on a level playing field with a Harvard college professor. One of my favorite bumper stickers says: “Just cause you’re so smart and went to school don’t mean you know anything.” Wow, is that profound or what! Take that you college Ph.D.’s that think you are so smart. “My son will kick your graduate son’s ass.”